Another Mike and Mina convo deemed inappropriate

but made me laugh way too hard:

Mina: I wish I was eating a Jewish dinner tonight.
Mike: Why you're fucking christian you faggot.


CLEARLY mike hasn't realized I'm Jewish.

Easter Sunday

Mike: Oh this Sundays easter
Mina: yeah, so?
Mike: Wanna go to church with me? I'm gonna go to church.
Mina: No.
Mike: devil bitch.

Appreciate the world :)